Joke number 1
Teacher: Class! No handphones in class please. Keep them out of sight.

5 minutes later

Teacher: Student 1 and 2! Care to explain why your handphones are displayed openly on your table and under your table respectively before I confiscate them?

Student 1: Mine's not a handphone! It's an iPhone.

Student 2: I'm not in class! I'm in a classroom!

Teacher: Fine. Everyone, please throw all your phones into the dustbin right there in front of the blackboard.

No one moved.

Teacher: Throw them now!

Student 3: Mine's a mobile phone, not a phone.

Student 4: Mine's a communication device. And in addition, we do not have a dustbin. We only have a waste paper basket.

Teacher stomps out of class.

Every student: Yay! Whoohoo! No lessons!

Joke number 2

Once upon a time, there was a girl who love her mother very very much and vice versa. to the extent where by she thinks everytime the house phone rings, it has got to be her mom.

So, one day, the phone rang. She rushed and answer enthusiastically and excitedly.

Girl: Mushi mushi! (Japanese for hello; don't blame me if I spelt it wrongly.)

Unknown man: ?! Er.. Can I speak to your mother please?

Yeah. It's not her mom. LOL

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